From the head hammock

(Mystery announcer that no one knows) Tonight’s with live breaking news at Camp Qwanose with John Hepting at the head hammock, enjoying the last of the wireless service since Ben has informed us that it will go (that’s a bummer, oh well).

John Hepting: Mr. John Hepting has arrived at Camp Qwanose dark and early Monday morning and has been enjoying being able to sleep after six days of not being able to. Let’s go to our reporter live on the grounds and let’s see if he can get closer and see if we can have a word with Mr. John Hepting.

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John: Mr. Hepting, Mr. Hepting could you be so kind as to answer a few question for our viewers on Kaléo Life?

(Mr. John Hepting stops and turns to the annoying new reporter and since he is such a great person he takes some time to pause briefly)

Mr. John Hepting: Ya sure.

John: We have heard reports that you did not have a very restful trip at home. Do you care to enlighten our listeners?

Mr. John Hepting: Well you see it seems that I have gotten so used to having people in my room sleeping, snoring, talking and the occasional US Coast Guard visit; I seem to need some kind of noise in my room. I tried playing music but it just does not cut it.

John: So since you have been back are you able to sleep?

Mr. John Hepting: Well thanks for asking. I can happily say that since being in a room with Phill who makes some weird noises when he sleeps and Carl who snores I have been able to sleep soundly.

John: Well you heard it from the source. John here signing out, back to you John Hepting.

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John Hepting: In other news, it seems that Mr. John Hepting has finished his first two weeks of work. Oh, hold on there is seem that we had a mistake in the prompter. I have just received confirmation that it was two days not two weeks. Thank you John for catching that. Let’s see if our resident reporter has anything to add. John are you there?

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John: Yes John I am here, I am just outside of Pacific Woods Lodge and I am going to see if Mr. John Hepting will give us a word or two, wait here he comes now. Mr. Hepting, Mr. Hepting would you mind giving us a few words on you first two days of work for our viewers on Kaléo Life?

(Mr. John Hepting stops and turns once again to the annoying new reporter and since he is such a great person, he takes some time to pause briefly to talk)

Mr. John Hepting: Well it has been a slow two days in the kitchen. We have only had to cook for the advance crew so the numbers are minimal, but we expect them to rise as guest groups start to arrive.

John: So what to the next two days hold in store for you?

Mr. John Hepting: Well I got two days off and I think that I am going to see what Jen C. is doing and maybe go for a walk out to the point for the first day and then I am going to play Thursday by ear.

John: So now, you have heard it, right from the living breathing Mr. John Hepting. Over to you John Hepting.

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John Hepting: We have just received a special report. Jon L. has just walked into to the Pacific Woods Lodge and Mr. John Hepting is just walking down the road after him without even knowing it. Let’s see of we can switch to a live hidden camera in the lobby of the Pacific Woods Lodge. (Some sort of fade in and static and boom) Let’s see we have some people giving Jon L. a hug and there is Mr. John Hepting giving Jon L. a large big hug with a big smile on his face. It appears that they are talking now. Let’s see if we can get some audio. (Some beeps, bobs, and boom)

Jon L.: Hey you want to go to Jim’s, I parked up there.

Mr. John Hepting: Ya, but I think the girls want to come too. So I guess we just need to wait a minute.

Jon L.: Well we know how long that could be.

(Some static and fade in and outs and boom)

John Hepting: Well it seems we have lost the camera. We will see if we can get some live feedback on tonight’s events. Well in other news today we had incredible weather in Crofton BC, it was sunny all day and reached a high of 20 degrees. Let’s see if we have an up date on Mr. John Heptings visit with Jon. L, it seems that our reporter John is on the scene. Are you there John?

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John: Yes, I am here, and live. I have just received word that Mr. John Hepting is coming down the hallway. Mr. John Hepting would…

Mr. John Hepting: …you are so kind as to answer a few questions for our viewers on Kaléo Life. What do you guys want? My life story or something? Or do you want to cause me to go nuts and spin around and go put, put and smell my butt? For your information, it was a good visit with Jon L. and the rest of them and to save you the trouble of asking tomorrow it seems that I am going to be going to Victoria and driving a car back for someone named Phill. In addition, if you want to know what I am doing in the next little while I will be setting up my hammock in my room and enjoying the last of the wireless network. Good Bye and Good night Irena.

John: Well it look as if he has some problems to work out, this is John signing out. Back to you John Hepting.

(Some sort of fade in and maybe some sort of noise and a commercial and boom)

John Hepting: Well that is all for tonight, thank you for staying with us today. See you next time at the head hammock.

John here, just want to say that I miss you all and think about you all. I don’t have a current phone number, so if you want to talk you will have to E-mail me.

PS. It’s late and the rest of my room is snoring

PSS. Because it late the light is off and my laptop is the only light in the room and a killer moth about thisssssssssssssssss big attacked me and there are some flies that crawl around every once in a while too.

PSSS. I miss you all and think about you all.

PSSSS. Sorry for any spelling mistakes and it being so long but I couldn’t help it.