Real life Stories With John Hepting

Well today I was waken up at about 4:00AM!! by my fellow room mates because they decided to catch a bus to Youth Quake. I then proceeded to set my alarm clock to 9:00 rather the 8:00 and went back to bed. Upon wakening up, I then stated the day off by watching an episode of Corner Gas.

After that I then discovered that my room mates thoughtfully left the muffins that someone had made for them to eat on the bus ride (I think that maybe they were trying to make up for the fact that they woke me up at an early hour of 4:00AM!!). Well that made a nice breakfast, but on the way back to watch another episode of Corner Gas I noticed something odd. Our Dog (OD for short (p.s. incase you don't know OD is not a Dog, he is in fact a Bata Fighting Fish)) was not looking so hot. He was swimming in circles. I know what you’re going to say. You’re going to say what ever a fish in a bowl going to do is. But these were no ordinary circles... They were going up and down instead of around and around. So I acted promptly! I snapped into action and went and watched another episode of Corner Gas. Not!! I took a look at the bowl and found that laziness was the evil doer (TO MUCH ROTTING FOOD (stop feeding OD so much, not to mention any names Jon)). So I took the bowl to the sink and put OD into a cup (which I am going to leave on the counter and see if anyone uses (wait a minute, that won't work now that I told you that I am going to leave it out(oh well))) and proceeded to clean the bowl of any fowl partials. Then to finish that job, I put the chemical (life saving drugs) into the bowl and let the poor OD back into his nice clean and healthy home. It was touch and go for a long time, but now I can now tell you that OD has taken a turn for the better. He made his first movement to the top of the bowl at 1:15AM. So after a long hard day of work for Hepting 3000, I will turn in knowing that I have once again Save The Day!!! (and not MR. Incredible) Da, Da, DAa, DAaAAAA (pretend that they are the sound effects).

P.S incase you would like to know I am going nuts being in my room all alone, maybe I will go talk to OD some more and see how is doing.

P.P.S JON clean the bowl more often and feed him less!!

P.P.P.S Jon you owe me a loads worth of laundry detergent

P.P.P.P.S Jon you know how we have been telling you to wash your sheets, I did them for you (have fun putting them back on your bed after a nice long bus ride home).