Gong
Well, we had my entire family over for Christmas dinner this year.... I think I need to buy a gong for my house....
At christmas dinner we always have these party cracker things , so you crack them open and inside is some dumb little toy, a horrible joke and a paper crown haha.... I got a mini comb and my cousin got a claw thing... what an eventful time that was.. I'm still not over the excitement. Then my aunts and my grandpa! start coming up with different uses for the innocent crown and i dont even want to go there. So people start getting sleepy and my uncle and cousin jordan fall asleep and we put the claw and comb to use and start clawing them... yes that was another 10 minutes of crazy fun! Then onto more family tradition...everyone brings a few tacky gifts and we pass around 3 pie pans with dice..if you get doubbles you can take a gift and you can steal from others etc. K imagine there is one twinkie left in the world and thats the only food left..and everyone is going crazy for it.... that is what my family looked like over these dinky gifts... after that mayhem me and my cousin alison sit in the living room and everyone in the family crowds in... i started to feel nervous because there was no way i could move to get up and leave in case there was trouble.... and then trouble came! The Karaoke machine came out.. I started to sweat and I tried to run but I couldnt escape! Then up walks my grandma... to sing "pretty fly for a white guy".... Followed by the rest of my aunts going absolutly buck wild on the karaoke and I sat through it all! I thought I was gonna die but dont worry guys Im alright.
At christmas dinner we always have these party cracker things , so you crack them open and inside is some dumb little toy, a horrible joke and a paper crown haha.... I got a mini comb and my cousin got a claw thing... what an eventful time that was.. I'm still not over the excitement. Then my aunts and my grandpa! start coming up with different uses for the innocent crown and i dont even want to go there. So people start getting sleepy and my uncle and cousin jordan fall asleep and we put the claw and comb to use and start clawing them... yes that was another 10 minutes of crazy fun! Then onto more family tradition...everyone brings a few tacky gifts and we pass around 3 pie pans with dice..if you get doubbles you can take a gift and you can steal from others etc. K imagine there is one twinkie left in the world and thats the only food left..and everyone is going crazy for it.... that is what my family looked like over these dinky gifts... after that mayhem me and my cousin alison sit in the living room and everyone in the family crowds in... i started to feel nervous because there was no way i could move to get up and leave in case there was trouble.... and then trouble came! The Karaoke machine came out.. I started to sweat and I tried to run but I couldnt escape! Then up walks my grandma... to sing "pretty fly for a white guy".... Followed by the rest of my aunts going absolutly buck wild on the karaoke and I sat through it all! I thought I was gonna die but dont worry guys Im alright.
posted by SarahB at 12/26/2005 10:32:00 p.m.
8 Comments:
I don't get how that's a crazy night? sounds pretty fun, it's nice to have family like that
*Gonged*
it was fun... just a gong
Sarah, that's been the funniest post I've read EVER! Thanks for making my day... maybe my week. Cya in a few days!
P.S. Keeping my eyes open for a gong.
bahahha.... GONG!!!!
yeah your a gong show.. but don't pull your fam into it
your a gong show
I agree with anonymous....LLB
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