Friday, November 25, 2005

LOST: SPANKY

Attention all: My spanky has been stolen!!! My heart is longing for the day that he will return...I cry myself to sleep at night, having a void by my side. In order for my heart to be complete again...I ask for the return of my precious spanky!

Description: Soft, about 1 foot and a half in height, a pink belly button, the size of your pinky, a handsome smile, and a schooshy belly.

SPANKY!!!!! If you can hear me....Mommas coming to get you!!!!!! HOLD ON TIGHT!!!!!

If you find Spanky, please call Room 310...ext. 280

Every second that you are away Spanky...a part of my heart is torn apart....

15 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ummm hes not coming back. Prepare for the worst. Spanky got spanked.

11:15 p.m.  
Blogger MandaLindz said...

i can't believe you would say that .. it hurts me deeply in the heart...i can't even eat anymore ... the days go by and i miss him every second...sniff.. i must go sniff ...*runs away bawling*

11:20 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You guys it is totally fine to keep him.

3:02 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what the?

6:59 a.m.  
Blogger SarahB said...

It's okay , spanks was kinda ugly anyway

11:09 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Amanda..i know deep inside that your Spanky will return....keep the faith...Love Ginger's Grandma

3:01 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't get it.... this sound like a job for Dr. NoFun

5:03 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why, without spanky kaleo would be NO FUN!

Mr Unstoppable, WHERE ARE YOU!?!?!?!

7:23 p.m.  
Blogger Jim Badke said...

Ooooou! Big giveaway! Not only does Mr. Anonymous know something, but we know he is and/or has been a Qwanoes staff member! My bet is on Ben Trites. Amanda, it is a good thing that Spanky is just fluff after all.

7:33 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha trites would do something like that too... the peices are all fitting together now... could trites be.... no he couldn't... but... maybe... he is Dr. NoFun !!!!!

8:10 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ohhh Dr. No Fun, that's about 2 summers ago............

9:38 p.m.  
Blogger Downey said...

Sounds like a job for Captain Q if you ask me...

9:49 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Captain Q is dead I killed him
Prepare for the rein of pain and terror -Dr.No Fun

1:06 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's horrible dr. nofun... that's not even no fun... that's just sick!

9:27 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Bah ha ha ha! Part one is a success! Now Tiny Me, we shaw concentrate on our most diabolical plans to date! We shall plan to ... take over Croften!"

"But Dr.No Fun, without the daily ice-cream and candy runs, Kaleo would be ..."

"Yes Tiny Me, Kaleo would be no fun at all"

[Evil laughter ensues, followed by Tiny Me shooting his milk out his nose. Dr. No Fun glares with contempt. "Tiny Me! Evil geniuses DONT DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK!" ]

END SCENE 1

5:34 a.m.  

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